quicko: #2

This is a repulsive post. Normally I should not deign to speak of such matters in real life, let alone online, yet I found it ... disturbing ... that within the space of 24 hours two different Australian "gentlemen" saw fit to confide in me that they never go #2 in public facilities. Both comments were, I would consider, supremely unprovoked and stated extremely similarly, which led me to wonder if this was, perhaps, an Australian male point of honor?

Though really, I don't want to know.