quicko: to arby or not to arby

There's no Arby's in Australia.  It's not often I get a fast food craving, but recently I've really been thinking a bit more than usual about layered roast beef sandwiches -- you know, I can just see them, the way they are in the commercials, not in real life.  I think I read the phrase "curly fries" somewhere and it's just been downhill ever since.  Can we change the subject now please?