quicko: pong

V., intransitive, to smell badly.

Also, n., a bad smell.

Definitions courtesy of Mr. Long, who happens to be up on rhymes of his last name, which also include bong and dong.

Furthermore, may it be duly noted that said Mr., er, Princess Long has recently had his first Real Holiday since the age of 5 wherein he did absolutely nothing.  Unlike all his previous months of Not Holiday wherein he visited other countries and took part in various forms of hecticness, thus rendering them Not Holidays.  Dear knows what they were, but they were most definitely Not Holidays.