Sunday, April 1, 2012

quicko: go left

After years of sidestepping recklessly back and forth between sides of the sidewalk when you're walking down the street, the Australian government has finally decided to do what Americans would have assumed people would have done naturally -- stay on the left!

In America, pedestrians just naturally veer right (since that's the side we drive on) when meeting another oncoming pedestrian.  In Australia, as much as you'd think everyone would just go left, in reality everyone usually just ends up in a bit of an awkward jumble.

But now the Labor (more left-wing) party in New South Wales has actually managed to push an official policy through that requires everyone to "go left."

It's basically going to be one of those laws along the lines of jaywalking -- on the books, but presumably rarely actually enforced.  I find it bizarre they've actually gone and made it official (crazy Australians!), but just in case you need to know, be sure to stay on the left when you're walking in NSW!

5 comments:

Laetitia :-) said...

That's hilarious. I hesitate to make a comment about New South Welshmen because it could just as easily come into force in any other state.

I suspect part of the reason we have so much trouble is due to the high proportion of people who (a) have come from places where it's natural to veer to the right or (b) take the adage of facing the direction of traffic a bit too far or (c) want to walk as far away from the traffic as possible regardless of in which direction they are going.

Erin said...

This sounds awfully like an April Fools joke to me.

KIM said...

April Fools!! :)

Mom said...

Good one. You had me convinced.

Andrew said...

Haha. Yes thought it was one, but very convincing and believable.