quicko: fall frenzy

As we come into the American fall, minds turn once again most naturally to s'mores and hayrides, bonfires and cornmazes. None of these things are particularly prevalent (if known at all) in Australia. Furthermore, they haven't got apple cider (or rather they do, but it's alcoholic) or apple caramel dip, and I'm highly suspicious that perhaps they haven't got apple chips, either.