update: you know you're a bogan when ...

(stolen from mX ... from the 13th of March!)

You say "I seen" instead of "I saw."

You run around the streets howling like a dog and do a better job than a real dog.

You have Centrelink [Australian government agency] stored in your phone as "boss."

You consider your empty Calliano bottle collection classy home decoration.

Your rat's tail is almost as long as your driveway.

People think you're having a garage sale in the frontyard.

You sound and look drunk eery time your mouth opens.

You need a tattoo on your forearm to remember your last name.

You have triplets named Jye, Kye and Pye.