(stolen from mX ... from the 13th of March!)
You say "I seen" instead of "I saw."
You run around the streets howling like a dog and do a better job than a real dog.
You have Centrelink [Australian government agency] stored in your phone as "boss."
You consider your empty Calliano bottle collection classy home decoration.
Your rat's tail is almost as long as your driveway.
People think you're having a garage sale in the frontyard.
You sound and look drunk eery time your mouth opens.
You need a tattoo on your forearm to remember your last name.
You have triplets named Jye, Kye and Pye.