Thursday, May 7, 2009

quicko: the truth about post offices

This one is a shocker. Are you sitting down? I never thought post offices could have such deep, dark secrets, but they do. Please sit down before further reading.

Ready? Braced? Steady? Are you sure?

Okay. Here it is: (breathe) post offices are franchises. They are not run by the government. They are not legal super-safe methods of mailing miscellanea. They could take your packages and run and hide and never give them to you again. Just ask my friend Meredith: one day she got a care package with nothing but tissue paper inside. Horrors!!

So, please, send me presents ... but nothing too amazing.

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