quicko: st. who day?

So it seems that St. Patrick didn't have quite as big an influence down under as he did way over. Naturally, both us Americans at work were wearing green, but only about two other people in the whole building were and it was pretty obvious it was a mere accidental coincidence. Coming from Boston, I must say I was a bit saddened at the lack of festive, holiday cheer. Of course, Pamela and I went around and pinched all the non-green wearers we could find, but I think we might have missed a few somewhere in the city.