update: bus bloopers

Found another!!  You can be on the bus, running late, but just barely going to make it on time, when the bus driver pulls over to the side of the road and casually announces that, because this is the one bus in all of the universe that is running ahead of schedule, we are all going to simply stop and wait a few minutes to make up the time.  You can stay with him, catch another bus or get out and walk, whichever you prefer, but this bus is not moving for fear of jinxing the universe with its punctuality.