quicko: heat

America is a climate-controlled country. Australia is not.

"Too hot?" cries the American entrepreneur. "We can fix that!"

"Too hot?" asks the rugged Australian. "Toughen up, mate."

And that, dear readers, is how I am still living in a hot, humid, non-air-conditioned flat (where, incidentally, I am sleeping in a bed that has only blankets because someone, ahem, forgot to send sheets out to me). I am so not tough enough to be an Australian.