quicko: has anyone seen my budgie?

You get quite a lot of missing cat, dog, child, etc. signs in America, but it was only when I came to Australia that I saw a missing budgie sign. (Budgies, incidentally, are birds. Budgie smugglers, on the other hand, are not. They are men's speedos and should never be seen in public, but that is another blog post entirely.) Evidently this budgie had flown the coop, but should hopefully answer to the name of Soda.