update: bus bloopers

And, just when you think nothing more can go wrong on a bus, it can suddenly decide that the route it always takes, every day, many, many times per day, is no longer the one it wishes to follow and that, actually, seeing as it's nearly midnight, there's no real need to go all the way to the end of the route, is there? No, surely not. It'll just drop everyone off 15 minutes shy of where they wanted to go and leave them to catch a cab home. They will now, however, be left high and dry. Oh, no. It'll be a drizzly night; high and damp's more like it.