So, how can you tell you're back closer to Kansas?
1. The giant dark object that darted past your feet in your vehicle turned out to not be a cockroach.
2. People are unsatisfied with the answer "in the middle" when asked what part of the U.S. you live in.
3. When they find out you're visiting for 2 1/2 weeks, instead of gasping "that's it?!" people nod happily and say, "oh, how nice!!"
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
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2 1/2 weeks is such a long vacation here. Americans just don't know how to live!
See ya Saturday!
~Gina
If it wasn't a cockroach, what, pray tell, was it? Any large dark object darting past one's feet in the car that one did not knowingly bring along for the ride could be unsettling. A cockroach may be the lesser of two evils in some cases.
It was the cap of a water bottle, I think. Generally innocuous.
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