quicko: nanna

While I recognize some Americans call their grandmothers "Nanna," it's a much more commonly used term to refer to grandmothers in general in Australia. Furthermore, it's used in several other contexts as well. For instance, a "nanny state" would be a government that's overly strict on its citizens (in terms of enforcing laws about, say, smoking and drinking). A "nanna nap" is an afternoon nap and "nanna pants" are unsexy underwear of the sort oft-favored by grandmothers and Bridget Jones.

quicko: to tip

I must admit, I was shocked and appalled with myself the other day. When I was in Grand Rapids with Holly, we stopped in at Steak 'n Shake (things you won't see in Australia, part two!) for a late-night dessert and, after we paid, I watched Holly walk back to the table. Thinking she'd left something, I half followed her until I figured out what was going on: she was, as every American does, leaving a tip! And I'd completely forgotten! And I've even been a waitress!! Thankfully it wasn't too late for me to leave my 15% as well, but I was absolutely shocked and appalled that I had come so close to neglecting to leave a tip. I guess I have been away too long!

quicko: please do not press hash

The pound key AKA "hash" in Australia. Clearly we eat potatoes differently.

quicko: haircuts

So today I got my hair trimmed. It, besides being an excellent example of the "got passive," cost $15, with (a fully generous) tip. I thought this was exceedingly normal and just right. Australians, do you agree?

quicko: coppers

America is full of police. I know there's a thousand too many speed cameras in Sydney, but there are so many police lurking around every corner in their conquering quest to catch every last speeder in Ohio. Or perhaps they've not read mX and don't realize how many other curious capers require their capricious coverage?

quicko: what's the same?

(cast in order of appearance)

Blockbuster.
Starbucks.
McDonalds.
Payless Shoes.
Pizza Hut.
KFC.

Why is this list so depressing?

(Don't answer, please. That was rhetorical.)

quicko: must ... have ... car ...

I'm so spoiled here. But, after just having spent the last 18 months on public transportation, it's about time.