quicko: caesar augustus issued a decree ...

... that a census should be taken of the entire Australian world.

And so, with the rest of the country, on the night of, well, tonight, I filled in my electronic form so as not to face my not-so-electronic $150 fine for non-compliance.  And now, in 99 years, my relatives can go searching and find out that (gasp!) I was a poor English teacher.  How exciting!